Tony Abbott Fact #22: he is deliberately not trying to stop global warming because as a lizard he benefits from a warmer climate and CO2 emissions only make him stronger.
You know sweatpants?
In Australia we call them trakky-dacks.
im starting to think you aussies are just fucking with us
we actually aren’t and that’s the horrendous part.
What if you got the power to talk to animals but it turned out that animals are all aggressively Christian and keep trying to get you to come to youth group
David attenborough is not going to live forever and I am very afraid